midnightmadwoman:

pussyronin:

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we’re extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you’re wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger’s tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he’d taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i’ve seen the way you’ve looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home

brightlotusmoon:

cogbreath:

porygonbutch:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

Banger after banger after banger

finally, the british begin to understand the american lust for Large Sugary Drinks

miolumie:

I had all and then most of you
Some and now none of you
Take me back to the night we met
I don’t know what I’m supposed to do
Haunted by the ghost of you
Oh, take me back to the night we met

Fioril romance card

the night we met gives me the solavellan feels

commander-cullen:

taylorsblue:

I tried to make a comic  in 10 minutes.  It shows. 

BETTER THAN EXPECTED

nightingem:

animusbell:

bogleech:

every gym leader is like “I lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!” buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers

gym leaders’ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if you’ve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, you’re going to win by design. the pokémon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.

when gym leaders go “argh, how could i lose??” they’re acting to give your victory legitimacy because you’re 10. they’re like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. they’re being nice!!

they’re summer camp wrestling heels!!

lgballt:

Are you sad that June is over and you don’t have a pride month anymore? Fear not, friends! There’s a different pride month just beginning!

lgballt

i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated:

thegaymertrainer:

girls being girls 

i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated:

thegaymertrainer:

girls being girls 

creekfiend:

My friends teenage pitbutt pitbulled directly into the couch at 90mph